TJ

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

You know you watch too much porn when....

1. You think that MILF is a brand of milk.
2. You think that tutoring is a hobby of your western european tutor. Her main job is a porn star.
3. You know the porn stars by their first names.
4. You insist on collecting high quality DVD covers of porn films.
5. You have you think that everyone is getting some except you.
6. You have the porn classified into specific genres.
7. You have a 500GB Hd but you keep running out of harddisk space.
8. You can give a noob a walk-through on the plots of some corny porn flick and sound like a pro doing so.
9. You think that every gal wants a vibrator as a birthday present.
10. You wish for a blowup doll as your birthday present.

The above mentioned does not reflect my life in any way. Just an entry for laughs.

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TJ Roxs and now he blogs...
I have embarked on another phase of my life. I have a career and I strive to do my best. I have always been lucky and this phase of my life aint different. I am blessed cause I have you. Thank you for being you.

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My family and friends.
Dun mess with the dude's family

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Dishonesty and waiting

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1. Being with Ms Stephanie Tang HuiLing.
2. My career really taking off to where I want it to be.
3. Spending more time with my loved ones.
4. Financial stability

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"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate,
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves: who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of the universe.
Your playin small doesnt serve the world.
There is nothing enlightening about shrinking,
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are born to make manifest the glory of the universe
that is within us. It is not just in some of us: it is in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
And as we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others"

- Marianne Williamson