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Sunday, August 27, 2006
Words dun come out right
I think I may be infected with Mad cow diesease. Words dun come out. When they do, they dun come right. And when the right words come, the time is no longer right. It has to be mad cow. I think its mad cow. Confirm mad cow. I really think its mad cow. Nice weather today. So much to do. I seriously think its mad cow. On another note, one of my Dragonboat team mate from my poly days just lost his dad. Life is so fragile. Imagine my brains becoming spongy. Mad cow. Wait, I dun eat beef. Maybe its from the pigs. The pigs ate the innards of the mad cow, and got infected. Wonder why I never win lotto. Mad cow. Moo Moo Moo Woof. Sorry.
brakes applied at |8:28 PM|
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Powersuits
I just bought myself a suit for my convocation. I have always loved powersuits. They make me feel powerful. Black with subtle pinstripes, thats what Shps called it. Shps was there when I was trying out the suit. I tried on the first size, the jacket gave a nice smart cut but the pants were abit tight around the tights. I tried the next larger size but it didnt look as nice as the smaller one. Shps tried to be a good friend and said:"could you do with another 2 inches on there?" As she said this she was pointing to my groin area. And so being the cheeky me. I said why not, bigger is always better. Having said so, the sales guy burst out laughing. This is just a typical case of Shps being funnie. On another note about Shps. Her birthday had passed and Freddy and me shared a present for her. He helped buy a red panties with an autograph of some nigga on it from Dreamworld. After I passed it to Shps, she picked it up and gave it a sniff. Afterwhich she said:"feels fresh." FOS. I need to look for a nice white shirt for my convocation. Hopefully, I can find one that is cufflings-enabled. I was talking to Shps about this and it seems that she has a pretty good idea of what I am talking about. White and textured so that the shirt doesnt look cheap. A bit of class. A bit of sophistication. A bit of charm. A bit of two inches on there. LOL.
brakes applied at |7:50 PM|
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
National Ranking of Universities In Asia Pacific
1 Tokyo Univ
2 Kyoto Univ
3 Australian Natl Univ
4 Hebrew Univ Jerusalem
5 Osaka Univ
6 Tohoku Univ
7 Univ Melbourne
8 Tokyo Inst Tech
9 Nagoya Univ
10 Univ Sydney
10-19 Technion Israel Inst Tech
10-19 Tel Aviv Univ
10-19 Univ Western Australia
10-19 Weizmann Inst Sci
10-19 Natl Univ Singapore
10-19 Univ Queensland
10-19 Kyushu Univ
10-19 Tsukuba Univ
10-19 Hokkaido Univ
What can I say? Wow??
brakes applied at |12:26 AM|
Monday, August 14, 2006
Bad Luck
Been rather down on my luck these few days. Everything seems to be not going my way. Haiz... Sian. Anyway, I realised that I am incapable of loving someone. I am unable to commit like I used to be able in the past. I promised to keep away from someone and I will. My word is as good as done.
Damn stressed, Mid semester exams are around the corner. Assignments due. My dissertation is behind time. So much to do. I need to come up with some resolve and time management. Otherwise I am so farked.
brakes applied at |10:05 AM|
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
You know you watch too much porn when....
1. You think that MILF is a brand of milk.
2. You think that tutoring is a hobby of your western european tutor. Her main job is a porn star.
3. You know the porn stars by their first names.
4. You insist on collecting high quality DVD covers of porn films.
5. You have you think that everyone is getting some except you.
6. You have the porn classified into specific genres.
7. You have a 500GB Hd but you keep running out of harddisk space.
8. You can give a noob a walk-through on the plots of some corny porn flick and sound like a pro doing so.
9. You think that every gal wants a vibrator as a birthday present.
10. You wish for a blowup doll as your birthday present.
The above mentioned does not reflect my life in any way. Just an entry for laughs.
brakes applied at |8:25 PM|
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