I met an old friend from poly; one whom I have not seen for like 5-6 years. I was smoking outside tea fusion when someone went:"Tan Thiam Joo!" I was like:"wtfbbqsoyasaucechuggingchink!
Who the fark is calling me by my full name." Pple in recent years whom I have met calls me TJ and this nigga was calling me by my full name. Most likely someone from my younger years. And so it was. Yvonne. I remember last time in poly she was quite pretty. Today when I saw her, she was skinner but she looked so much older. I guess pple grow old and age. She was flying for SQ and I asked what was the reason she became a stewardess. She gave me the motherhood answer that every stewardess gives:"I want to see the world." I was like:"err.... ok. Thats nice." We exchanged contacts and carried on what we were doing before. My point of view of stewardess is not a good one. To me they are overpaid waitress with thick makeup who thinks they are damn pretty. I dun give a fark who you are, you are serving me on the plane; you are a waitress on a plane. Of course I didnt tell her that. Its not very nice. And of course these few weeks must pretend to be nice so I can hook up with some nice chick who looks like Jessica. Shallow? Yup.

On another note, I realise I should change my taste in women. Thinking back.... ermmm.... WTF was I thinking. In the past I used to date only conservative women. In recent months I realise that the kind of women I want to be with is: i) attached. ii) dead. iii) cun be bothered with me. iv) lesbians (btw, I like lesbians. I got them on my HD. ROFL!). That leaves me with no choice but to go to either China or Vietnam and find me a Jessica. ROFL. Kidding. I think I rather stay single than force myself to get married to any ah lian or slut on the street. I think my mum is quite concerned. She was telling me that day to not rush into any relationship. According to her, I should find someone who is decent, trustworthy and understands the needs of my work. I wanted to tell her that nowadays, they dun fit gals that are decent and trustworthy anymore. Everyone is screwing everybody. WTF right? The really sad case is that everyone is getting some except me. ROFL. Especially Alfred, go geylang bo jio. LOL. Kidding.

The easter break is here. I am planning a party at my place this fri. Someone on MSN happened to say that she was interested and if I offered a plane ticket she would come. I was like WTF. Why waste my time if you know you aint serious. God. Women. I know she is dating another guy and I dun feel too good. But hey? Want feel good? Do a search on Proquest for India and ASEAN and you wun have any time to feel bad. ROFL. Anyway I invited heaps of pple, from Ben to Daniel to India David and yeah, Yin. She is a monster. The last time at mambo she was drinking beer with me like a camel. She must have not drunk water for like ages. I was going to ask her:"does your mum know she gave birth to a camel?" Kidding. Scary shit. Talking about mambo, I took pictures with with someone that I dun like. WTF right. What was I thinking. Kong was telling me to go for a blood test coz I took a pic with her. ROFL. (Anyone sense that Kong doesnt like her? Or is it just me? =P ) Also talking about mambo, this is Freddy's and Ryan's last semester in Perth. Its kinda sad coz I came with them 2.5 years ago and how time flies. If I am given a chance I would have done so many things differently. On a sad note, ( I am tearing as I am writing this. ROFL) they are leaving. Things would be so different when they are gone. I can actually picture Ryan singing Eminem's When I'm Gone. ROFL. It goes:"And when I'm gone, dont mourn rejoice everytime u hear the sound of my voice. Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling..." Haiz. I am actually loving what I have now. The lifestyle and who I am living with. I guess I would never have the chance to live them again.

Good things never last, its just life's way of screwing with us and telling us to appreciate what we have. Telling us that somethings that you take for granted may just disappear one day. So to all my friends and foes reading my shit: Appreciate the pple around you coz you never know if this moment is you last with them. Btw, Ryan and Jun if you are reading this shit. Its been a pleasure having you around. v(^_^)V